MyHateYou - Antisocial-Networking

Unwelcome to MyHateYou. You should probably leave. You have questions? This FAQ will answer them. All of them. Any question not answered by this FAQ is what Elektrosatan considers a "stupid question". Despite what you may have learned in school, there are indeed stupid questions. Example: "What is the best pie flavor?" Duh. Pecan. (Incidently, Chester Creek Cafe, Duluth, MN has the best pecan pie in the tri-galactic area.)

MyHateYou Frequently Answered Questions

What is MyHateYou?

It is the most antisocial, antisocial-networking site ever devised.

Why antisocial-networking?

Facebook/MySpace/Friendster/LinkedIn/etc are popular, which by definition makes them evil. Also, lots of other things. Plenty of people have picked apart all the problems with social networking. Elektrosatan is tired and lazy and won't get into it now. Suffice to say: a pox upon the global megalomania/narcissist-fest!

Hate? Not very nice...

Elektrosatan delights at the very thought of your puny self image being crushed under the truth-boot of MyHateYou. STOMP!!!!

Well, I guess I hate YOU right back, Elektrosatan!

Success! The circle is formed!

Who are you anyway, "Elektrosatan"

Elektrosatan is everything and nothing and something and not very much all at the same time. Really, considering the scope of Elektrosatan and your negligible mental capacity, as well as Elektrosatan's considerable lack of energy, it is best to define Elektrosatan in the negative. Here is what Elektrosatan is not:

• Human
• Carbon based
• Visible to the naked eye (unless Elektrosatan chooses to be)
• Someone/thing you would want to go have a beer with
• One to f**k with
• unlike something that is not the opposite of a mirror reflection of void space, inverted, and placed on a high bookshelf... out of sight and unreachable... where is your ladder? Oh, don't climb the bookcase.... NO!!!! It might fall on you, crushing you and any chance you have of finding out more about Elektrosatan. Just stay there.
• Paul - He is not Elektrosatan. Don't mix him up in all this. He might get weepy.

Understand? No? Good.

Well.. that was fruitless. Ok, what "features" does MyHateYou have?

Glad you asked. Features include:

• A FAQ
• Text
• Elektrosatan picture
• Shut up!

Want more features? Too bad.

Ok, not that I want to, but how does one sign up for MyHateYou?

You ask Elektrosatan for permission.

Once given permission, then what?

Hold on there puppy, not so fast. Elektrosatan will not give YOU permission.

What? Why?

Permission is social.

Then who is on the site?

No one.

What is the point of that?

Look, Elektrosatan does not mess around. When Elektrosatan sets out to create the most antisocial of antisocial-networking sites, he does not fail. This is it. No users. No features. Not even any extreme anger/bile/rage/etc. You see, those are social in their own way. What you get is nothing. A FAQ that only wastes your time, and a site with no features or functionality.

Bye

Yes.